Not nice - apparently

Dear Mr. Le Nasonica,

It has come to my attention via several unnamed (and, shockingly, unknown to you) individuals that I may have been a bit harsh on your blog post.

I would like to go on record as saying that I didn't actually not care for your posting, I was just driving trucks through the holes you left behind. And pointing out that there were several spelling and grammatical errors.

I like your blog, in theory. I'm generally interested in the things you say when we speak in person and should therefore be entertained by what you put into written form as well.

Anyway, this is complete crap as apologies go. But until I can figure this one out, this is the best it's gonna get.

Damn the man,
me